Malakamonkey, 39
currently offlineKissimmee, FL, USA
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Monkey see monkey no do!
Monkey see monkey no do! I'm Looking for someone who is like myself who have been celibate since their youth. Not one who had become after a bad relationship. Picky? Probably, but to me being celibate meant you were from the start... Not that you became after you realized it was the way to go after giving yourself to one or many. I've been told I'm funny but I'm really just silly. I need to warm up to someone before going "all out" with myself because I need to see if you can handle my personality and my humor lol. I'm respectful like that! ~^.^~ I care not if you're feisty, or if you're a bit short tempered. Ooooor is just silly all around! But you should have a serious side just in case there is something we do need to talk about... You know those kinda talks (if it happens for w/e reasons). Hmmmm I'll be moving to Florida in almost two weeks short a day or three. Much fun. I like to talk... About anything and even if you talk about something I have no idea or any clue... I still like to hear either what you have to say about it or your points of view. I'll gain knowledge through you in such a case! Uhmm I'm not political. Not at all. If that's a deal breaker then please just move on and don't hate. Not that I don't respect politics, but to be honest I've never seen a difference in anything throughout the years whoever's been in office. We all get bent over regardless. Hmmm I want to let it be known now, I am 420 friendly. I love to do it but also love to leave it for months at a time, sometimes 3-7 months before going back to it for two weeks or so. But I can go for more lol I love movies, certain books, comedies, horror that is from back in the day, B and C rated movies that are so awful that you HAVE to love them... And I'm not sure if I'll be able to keep my cats yet. But if I can I'll have two of them Chocolat and Gizmo "I'm balding", brown eyes with a little green in my right. And I'm not a Greek God chiseled as a statue. I am starting to work out but that
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'09"
Weight
120 lbs
Hobbies & Interests
board games, puzzles and brain teasers, painting, music, movies, manga, reading, magic, killing zombies, internet, history, cosplay, cooking & recipes, computers, baking, video games
Body Type
average, a few extra pounds
Movies
action, animation, black & white films, comedy, drama, indie, romance, romantic comedy, sci-fi
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
brown, green
Hair Color
bald, dark brown, depends on the day of the week, light brown
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latino
Relationship
single, single - never married
Have Kids
no - definitely want them though
Education Level
some college
Profession
Other
Income level
that's private
Do you smoke?
420
Do you drink?
no
I currently live
with pets, alone, on a pirate ship
Socially, I am
comic relief, loner, side kick, social butterfly, better in small groups
Political Views
not interested in politics
Food Related
BRAINS!!!, Comfort, Diet Every Now & Then, Japanese
Personality
romantic, nerd, loner, fun loving, artistic
Individuality
ninja, artist
I'm looking for
conversation, dating, miss right, relationship, romance
My Sign
leo : july 23-aug. 22
Pets
Cats, Rock
Gender
Male
Music
Relaxation and Meditation, Alternative Rock, Classical, Death Metal, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Indie, Jazz, Metal, Punk, Reggae
Fitness & Sports
bowling
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