Cultkitty, 39

Slightly Crazy Cat Girl Craving Companion So, 28 isn't technically a girl. But, I get told I look 10 years younger very frequently. Best part - I don't act 28. How does 28 go, anyways? Clueless firstborn here.

Seeking nonsexual, video-gaming, cat-loving, slightly-handsome individual.. maybe with some physical defects? I was born without my sense of smell. And I have colitis and lately arthritis bouts. There I said it. Now, your turn. No super obese and no users of illegal drugs, please. I'm a straight arrow as far as that goes. But, if you jiggle just a bit when you jump, I guess that's fine since I do, too.
I'm looking for someone who is a smart alec like me. I wanted to use the word that rhymes with mass, instead. But, I am keeping it clean. I'm not PC at all.
But, I can be very nice and altruistic. I occasionally give strangers rides home.
I love the long hair on guys. And I love black olives. And the mac and cheese from KFC. I love rollercoasters.
And turtles and snakes. Not too big on the flying bugs, though. Or massive amounts of water. That one scene in Titanic when the water crashed through the window where the captain was scared the marshmallows out of me.
I'm not that focused at the moment. Sorry for the randomness. I can write far better than this when I'm actually trying.