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Joke of the day....(We all need a giggle now and again)

 
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There once was an Navaho Indian whose given name was “Onestoneâ€Â, so named because he had only one testicle.

He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone!

After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, “If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!â€Â

The word got around and nobody called him that any more.

Then one day a young woman, named Blue Bird forgot and said, “Good morning, Onestone…â€Â

He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night.

He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.

Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many years.

Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird’s cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone.

She hugged him and said, “Good to see you, (removed)

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night but Yellow Bird wouldn’t die!

the moral of this story?


You can’t kill two birds with one stone.

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Bushman Bill
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I just had to respond to this blog: a little late in the day but as the goes 'Better late than never'. Well you are so right about a little joke a laugh or two helps to make life more interesting. Sometimes it is just good to be able to laugh your socks off for the silliest nonsense! It is the only way to keep a good balance when it is so difficult to act like someone with all the answers to all the questions. Bernica7

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bernica7
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I just had to respond to this blog: a little late in the day but as the goes 'Better late than never'. Well you are so right about a little joke a laugh or two helps to make life more interesting. Sometimes it is just good to be able to laugh your socks off for the silliest nonsense! It is the only way to keep a good balance when it is so difficult to act like someone with all the answers to all the questions. Bernica7

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